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The enigmatic Brian Riley was a colourful character of Sydney Grade Cricket in the late 60s, 70s and 80s.
Tom Brooks was a Cricket umpire who stood in 23 Test matches and had previously played 16 first-class games as a fast bowler for New South Wales..
Together they didn’t get along. Riles feud with Tom Brookes started around 1969 and continued throughout much of Riles's grade career and here's how it happened:
In a Poidevin Gray game played at Waverley Oval circa 1969, Petersham was batting and Riles was at the crease facing seamer and great medium pacer Dave Gibson. It was an overcast day, Tom Brookes, test umpire was officiating and Gibbo was steaming in from the scoreboard end of the ground.
Gibbo sends down a shortish ball to Riles, Riles tries to play a forcing shot off the back foot, Gibbo makes a half-hearted appeal, not supported by anyone else on the ground, and Tom Brookes raises the finger and gives Riles out.
Riles immediately says to Tom in his inimitable style – “Tom you are f#@**$! kidding!!”.
Instead of then walking off to the pavilion via point he proceeds slowly down the middle of the pitch towards Tom Brookes. Everyone on the field is waiting with bated breath; is he going to hit Tom, swing a bat at him or what. Riles's reputation has preceded him.
None of that – when Riles gets within reach of Tom, Riles takes of his rim glasses and places them on Tom Brookes head with the comment. “Take these Tom, you f#@**$! need them more than me”.
With that Riles storms of the pitch swearing and cursing all the way to the grandstand. Vintage Brian Riley but he was only 20 at the time and a lot more umpires were to incur the wrath of Brian Riley over the ensuing years.
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Continuing the feud, semi final Petes v St George at Petes Oval 1977, the Saturday following the Centenary Test which Tom officiated. Getting late in the day, Riles is batting and bellows for all to hear. “(Possible expletive) getting dark Tom is the one rule for test cricket and one for us! “ Shortly after Muz Bennett had Riles caught at 1st slip. Riles left the field cursing and creating a few more edges on his bat after connecting with dressing room walls. Two balls later Tom quietly announces “Bit dark gents, we’re off”.
Reminds me of a story about an umpire called Ronny McGuiness from Bathurst in the late 70s early 80s. Rumour was Ronny's hearing not so great, so when appealing for a caught behind everyone was to appeal. "He'll give the 1st one not out, but for the rest of the day everything is out". One day a new batsmen strode to the cease after a team mate copped a dubious decision. " How many to come Ron?" The reply came " at a quarter to 4 Gil"